Miscellaneous

So You Don't Have To

By Anne Skove, Esq.

Recently, it came to our attention that the techie half of court-o-rama hadn't heard about LiLo's misdiagnosis. He was too upset by the news (the fact that it was news, rather than the content of the news) that Paris Hilton had been arrested to notice.

So, we have the celebrity legal news of the week! We read it so you don't have to.

• Paris Hilton was arrested for cocaine possession. Will any sleb (aside from Woody Harrelson) ever come out in favor of legalization, rather than using the I was holding it for a friend defense? That didn't even work for Greg Brady! (Yes, perhaps it belonged to the guy who was trying to break into her house.) Plus, she ?smiled in the mugshot. As court-o-rama's brother can tell you, never ever smile during the mugshot process.


• Meanwhile, Miss Lohan was misdiagnosed with ADHD. See LIndsay Lohan Misdiagnosed with ADHD, Celebrities with Diseases (August 26, 2010). As if that didn't explain all!


• Meanwhile, LiLo's dad wants to open a rehab center. How nice for him. Why does this remind us of Straight, Inc.?

And there you have it -- a complete (more or less) recap of the Hilton/Lilo legal issues of the week!

Full post as published by court-o-rama.org on August 28, 2010 (boomark / email).