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You?re Welcome Sergeant Bret Draughn ? We?re Helping You ?Spread the Word? About Phoenix Cops Being Limited on the Number of Rounds They Receive!

File this one folks under ?WTF???

The Phoenix PD are limiting the number of rounds (bullets) that cops can shoot. 

Yeah?Can you believe it?  Funny how the rest of us can get ammo, but the Phoenix PD can't?  Where are they trying to buy their ammo...WalMart?

C'mon Chief Danny! Can't you take some of the money wasted on annual Oath of Office Recertification and buy 100 rounds of ammo?

Based upon our calculations, this should cost $520 max. ($.52 per round). Can't you put this kind of money together? Maybe take some of the overtime money your newly appointed commander Joe ?Balloon? Knott gave himself when he worked homicide? $520 is about one callout per year for him!  Maybe sell all the ketchup spilled on Stan Hoover's uniform shirt back to McDonalds? That should net at least $600 itself! 

Maybe if they put all these fat fucks like the Pina brothers or the Polombos on diets, they might save on the uniform allowances?   So if these fat fucks are too out of shape to chase criminals, and now they have no ammo...then what are they going to do?   Lob insults?  Use strongly worded messages?

Policing with a Porpoise?  Smells like a bunch of dead fish to us. 

Geez Danny Garcia ? what a horrific thing to do to the 5th largest police department in the country.  Is this one of those things you were taught in Dallas?

The rumor is that during Danny's range qualification in Phoenix, he couldn't hit the broad side of Benny Pina's ginormous ass from seven yards, and hence had to be given a "secret" "special" qualification test without anyone around to see it.

 Go back to Dallas you midget, Napoleonic moron.

From: Draughn, Bret
Sent: Monday, March 25, 2013 2:38 PM
To: Training Rep Grp
Cc: Moore, David (Lt.)
Subject: Suspension of 100 rounds per month

Effective immediately the Department will be suspending the 100 rounds per month program for Department personnel. Due to budgetary issues, increasing cost of ammunition, and the difficulty in getting ammunition in a timely basis the Department must begin to carefully manage what ammunition we have on hand.  Don't shoot the messenger folks (not that you really could afford to anyway...)  

Please help me in spreading the word so we can limit how many folks needlessly drive to the Training Bureau and find out they can't get ammunition.

The one exception to this will be for those in the Skill Builder Program who, by policy, are required to practice. They will be allowed to get ammunition and get in their mandatory practice but will be limited to 50 rounds per session. 

In an unprecedented move and with the advent of the movie Hunger Games, we are going to allow archery practice at the range to help alleviate this problem.  Chief Danny is requesting this Renaissance  - that we all start going "old school" on future criminals.   Fencing practice will begin next week.

Sorry for the inconvenience but if we don't start to manage this now we will run out of ammunition with a lot of mandatory training and qualifications that have to take place.  We also want to ensure that idiots like detective Anthony Brokaw don't shoot themselves in the ass again, and waste rounds needlessly.

Thank you for helping me  spread the legs of Heather Polombo spread the word.

If the situation doesn't improve over the next few months, we are going to start issuing Molotov cocktails to all patrols, with the bottles generating from Stan Hoover?s recycle bin.


Sergeant Bret Draughn
Phoenix Police Department
Training Bureau - Firearms Training Detail
Work Days: Monday-Friday
Work Hours: 0600-1600 hours
Phone Number: 602-534-0671
Email address: bret.draughn@phoenix.gov
"POLICING WITH A PORPOISE"

Full post as published by Bad Phoenix Cops on March 28, 2013 (boomark / email).