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The Newly Appointed Chief Grows a Set! And Don?t You Dare Call Him Danny Boy!

From what we hear, the newly appointed chief Garcia is instilling mass amounts of discipline in his meetings and is growing a nice set of balls!   Sources tell us:

? Don?t you dare call him Dan, Danny or be singing O' Danny Boy.  You address him as chief or chief Garcia and the first name bullshit is out the door.  He expects the same of all his command staff.

? Poor Joe Klima can?t drive a motorcycle anymore and got a new asshole torn into him. What good is a leader on a bike? 

? Chief Garcia has assigned seating in the meetings.  This is making everyone uncomfortable.

? Telling everyone that the night Duty Commander position will be done by everyone, for one week so that everyone can feel the pain of working from 7PM-7AM for seven consecutive days.  Crying sissy bitches can go whine to the master of all sissy bitches, sergeant Mike "Potato Head" Polombo.

? Telling the group that all the committees assigned to make decisions are pointless (and as we have learned - they're rigged), and that he will make the decisions. Chief Garcia realizes that management by committee is paralysis by over analysis and a load of horseshit.

? That DUIs of officers is automatic termination and not some bullshit 10 hour suspension and investigation.

...And that lots of other changes are coming!

But words are just that ? WORDS. 

We want some action - and not action in a Maryvale parking lot!

We like what we hear but until we see these changes and start seeing people fired and investigations started on the Tovar molestation cover up, Lauri Burgett, the dumb Polombos, Quaas and all the other crimes that are covered up by the creeps in the Phoenix PD, we will continue our shock and awe on the Phoenix PD. Until we see people like assistant chiefs Jim Pina and Tracy Montgomery tossed to the curb like the pieces of shit they are?then it?s all WORDS and tough guy talk.

But we still like what we hear!
Chief Garcia:  Next meeting you should send out Montgomery to ?fetch? you some coffee or send Pina to pick up your dry cleaning.   You should also give everyone the speech about how, You don't get your money, where you get your honey...One doesn't shit, where they eat...One shouldn't dip their pen in the company ink... and if any of them are caught fucking, fingering, blowing, eating, kissing, groping, humping or shagging one another in the Phoenix PD - especially at the command level - they will be Donald-Trump-Terminated.  Montgomery will probably queef when she hears this!  Make sure she is seated front and center at that announcement!

BTW chief - Have you met the other Pina yet ? el gordo Benny Pina? 

Conduct a fitness test and offer him $50 for every unassisted push up, pull up or sit up he can do in exec staff. It's his choice on which one he can do.  Have a paramedic on stand-by.  Don?t worry chief, you won?t be paying out any money.  Then tell them, ?If a commander looks like this fat, sloppy mess, how would you expect a precinct of officers to be in tip-top shape?? Then put Gordo Benny on a low carb diet with a physical every week. 

Good luck Chief!  We like what we see thus far!

Full post as published by Bad Phoenix Cops on June 08, 2012 (boomark / email).