Law Students

Memo #13: I think you need to rethink your diagnosis

You really freaked me out today, with your talking about your doctors' visits. You were so flippant when your classmate complained about her difficulty staying alert. Did the good doctor actually prescribe you drugs "to make you focus" and "to keep you awake" so that "law school is easy now!"?

I hope not. However, just so we clear some things up:
1. This may not help you. You would not believe the drunks that are on law review.
2. You do not have ADHD. You have "Contracts." These are different.
3. You do not have a sleeping disorder. You have "Torts." Again: These are different.
4. Yikes. For serious?
5. I still think you're bad at law school. Just sayin'.

The rest of us are trying to keep our drug abuse down at the Tylenol PM level. Can you stop upping the ante, Barry Bonds?

Mmk thanks.

Kisses!

-- Nobody

Full post as published by Thanks, But No Thanks. on November 11, 2008 (boomark / email).