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Everybody's Talking About Me..And Writing About Me.

Enough already..Six books in the pipeline so far??! Big shot "investigative journalists".. What nonsense.

Most of these are just hacks. What? You think you they can write the 'real story' without me helping them?? Who are they going to interview? Guiliano from Primola Restaurant??

You think Bob 'Dopamine' Jaffe is going to talk to you people??You think Sonja is going to sit down and have f--king tea and crumpets and answer questions from reporters?

And what? Walter and his kids are going to invite you down to Mustique for a weekend of sun and gossip?? Go ahead--talk to Sonny Cohn, he's got alot to say. Right, Sonny? And while you 'investigative journalists' are out there fishing--see if you can speak to Frank...he loves fishing.

You people crack me up. Well, not all of you people.
If there's a bet to made on who comes out with the best book, my money is on that little Erin Averdlund...maybe a side bet with that kid Rich Behar...we'll see.. But I told you about Erin the other day..That's a picture of her to the right.

Wanna know why I'm betting on her? Because she's like Janey Wells over at CNBC; a smart cookie....and Erin's got moxy... And she knows things that others don't. Trust me. God forbid Andy or Mark should have married someone with a fraction of the brain power that this one has! and, she's a cutie! What could be wrong?

BTW-Janey--where are you with Spielberg and the movie deal?

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on January 16, 2009 (boomark / email).