Law Humor

Ruth Reflecting

This has become a living nightmare. After those monsters tracked me down when I was buying cheese the other day, I had to put Plan PB. into action. I only wish that I had the defib with me so that I could zap that idiot with the camera.

Why Picard thought that it should be included with the other items that were 'frozen' is mind boggling. Its a good thing that I bought two of them from Mordy! Can you believe that they also took your vacuum cleaners?!! Talk about being spiteful! What idiots these people are!

I don't know how long I'll be down here, but Al and Nancy said that I can stay with them as long as I want. Al said that he's sure you'll make it up to him.

I ran into your brother when I was picking some things at the drug store, and even though he pretended not to notice me at first, he was very nice. But after all, why shouldn't he be? I can't say the same about Marion. She completely ignored me.

The world is going crazy, just like you predicted. Its worse than the French Revolution!

Nobody makes a big deal about Dick Fuld putting everything into his wife's name, or that shvartza from Merrill putting everything into his wife's name, but when I bought and paid for our houses, its somehow some kind of a crime??

Mark told me that you were twitching more than usual when he visited with you on Thursday. I'm so sorry. I can't imagine how awful it is for you in there. Please don't forget to take your medication, and don't forget to use your hand sanitizer.

Ira says that he's going to arrange for Paul to come and visit you. No more emails. It seems that overpaying everybody didn't buy their loyalty for very long.

BTW- Raoul Felder hasn't stopped calling me, so I might have lunch with him tomorrow or maybe Wednesday.

I love you, Bernie. And I won't forget you.
Baby Ruth

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on March 23, 2009 (boomark / email).