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Clowns To The Left....Jokers To The Right

To: Walter Noel
CEO, Fairfield Greenwich Group

From: Jeff Tucker

First- I don't like the way Andre is looking at me. If anybody's behaved like a horse's ass, its him. I told you that he should have been padlocked in a stable at Stone Bridge!

If his 'friends' in Brazil get hold off of him, he's going to find out that stilleto's aren't just shoes.

I believe I had also told you that Brazilians can't be trusted. I thought that you would have learned that after the 'illegal' that you had working on your property sued you, and instead of quietly paying his medical bills, you and Monica were determined to fight him in court. Things like that come back to haunt people.

Why your people decided to keep tapes of phone calls with Bernie is a mystery to me. But I need to remind you again about the D&O coverage. CITCO is going to be on the hook, even if the clauses are pretty tight.

I don't know what Amit is doing right now, but the distance between Mustique and Bermuda isn't that far. Perhaps he needs a change of scenery?

If there's any gray matter still functioning in your head, tell your daughters that they should be ordering Proseco instead of D.P. when they're out partying. As Bernie would say "Trust Me"--when I tell you that Monica's PR strategy to have the girls out and about is ridiculous.

Another thing-as much as I might feel bad that Monica is too humiliated to attend the Easter Tea Party and Annual "egg hunt" at Round Hill, my wife can't find a bridge game anywhere!

Bob Jaffe has managed to get plenty of doctor's letters that document his inability to respond to questions. Given your state, I'd think that any pediatrician in Greenwich will be able to do the same for you.

Keep your wits, if you haven't lost them. Its obvious from the video segment below that Larry Kudlow has.

But, Galvin's on a fishing expedition, and he's not getting everything--after all, its the Feds that got hold of Bernie's fishing boat. I know how the SEC works--after all, I used to work there. Nothing's changed.

One last note- caution Monica not to play the religion card and make those unseemly references. Its offensive not only to Merkin and his people, but there are plenty of people in Greenwich that don't wear pink and green outfits. And Merkin's little sister has a nasty side, and somehow, the NY Times is giving her plenty of air time.

JT

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on April 02, 2009 (boomark / email).