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To: Peter Madoff
From: Bernard Madoff #61727-054: I love you, but You're a SHMUCK!

Remember who it is that's sitting in a cell at the MCC??

That would be me - your brother, your OLDER brother.

The one who made you and everyone else Rich Beyond Their Wildest Dreams.

Not only is everyone overloading my email box, but I'm still covering every one's ass, as always, and right now, mine is very sore (from treatment that I was assured I would not be subjected to!)

You made one lousy court appearance, and you're mumbling in your milk like when we were little. Remember, one point gave you millions and just one appearance. So don't ever tell me that you weren't taken care of!!

Suck it up, Pete: Just like Dad told you to. You know how do that, don't you?? Put your lips together and "BLOW." Rember that Lauren Bacall- was she a doll, or what?

We made an agreement that I would take the fall. Well, I'm taking it all right.. in more ways than I care to describe.

You'll appeal this; it's nonsense. Some dopey kid from Brooklyn Law School got you - it's almost funny. OK, it's not funny, exactly. But it's ironic in a way. ( Irony - like the f--king IRON shackles around my ankles when I go for a f--king walk!!)

You can live for a while on 10K a month. Maybe it won't be so easy. But it's just you and Marion. Shana has her own money, and that husband of hers - Mr. Shaygitz Missing In Action, has a lot of info too.

You know what, Petey? Do yourself and everyone else a favor and go out and get yourself laid.. Several times. You might not be the stud you used to be, but those numbers in the book must still be working.

Never mind if Pisher Spitzer was there before you. I'm hearing they aren't getting the SIPC money back as fast as his bigshot Dad thought they would. Seems that old man Bernie is trying to be cute with the tax refund filings.

Use protection, for God's sake, and have a great time.. charge it to Eric.. that'll be funny.

But do NOT sign my name please! Look what happened when you told Kugel to do that!

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