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Feeding On Bankruptcy

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By Order of
The United States Bankruptcy Court
Southern District

April 11, 2009

It is hereby ordered that any proceeds from Easter Egg Hunts sponsored or promoted by any feeders, frivolous agents, enablers or associates of those that may have received as much as $1 Billion in fees relating to investments in Bernard Madoff Investment Securities shall be subject to forfeiture.

Anyone that discovers or receives any type of eggs, whether they be poached, cracked, rotten, scrambled, or even those delightful smoked salmon omeletes at Round Hill Country Club in Greenwich CT, shall deliver such eggs to the attention of The Court.

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Speaking of feeding, it is further ordered that any/all Florida residents and perhaps California residents that may have been screwed by anyone associated with Bernard Madoff Investment Securities shall be required to review this instructional video:

It is further ordered that a tithe be left in the
Leave A Tip Box..Scroll to the right!
Hey-its a holy holiday!

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on April 11, 2009 (boomark / email).