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How brave you are.

Pretending that Abby Muse, the Somalian guy baked you that Martha Stewart level lady finger, whipped cream shortcake with perfectly placed fresh raspberries!. You SILLY!

I really, really tried to get a cake sent over from Greenberg Desserts ( the dark chocolate with that fabulous frosting), but apparently sending cakes to, um, a House of Corrections, is an old joke of some kind. And a strict No No.

I cannot imagine what anyone could put in a William Greenberg Cake that would hurt anyone, but the guards just said" no".. sort of like Nancy Reagan.

So, Bernie, I sat here and ate almost the whole thing myself with Hagen daaz Coffee Ice cream.. in front of the TV.! The writing on the cake said " WE Miss You BM"

Everyone thought that was funny... because when you leave out the L. from your initials.. well.. it just sounds constipated.

We had a little party in your honor. The last two bottles of Roederer Crystal, some caviar, a Schatzi's filet that I found in the freezer in the cook's kitchen, and then the cake.

It was just poor little me, and the guards as usual these days. And don't believe a word you might hear about me and Yuri, that nice young Russian guard. He is just being sweet to me. He even sleeps at the foot of my bed when I get frightened at night, but it's totally innocent, of course.

Meanwhile, I heard that Frankie A's house in Nantucket is on the market for about 10M. Have you ever been in there? TWELVE bathrooms, he has!! TWELVE! And they call our boys "Pishers" - imagine what goes on in THAT septic tank?

Some people just don't know how to stop calling attention to themselves by way of their lifestyle. Me, I don't have a lifestyle anymore, all thanks to you. So Happy Belated Birthday, you bastard.

Let me know what ELSE Alli Wadi Musi gave you for YOUR gift!! How did THAT feel?

Is Frankie S. playing "I've Got You Under My Skin" yet?? Because people from Somali most likely have parasites, worms, bugs and God knows what else. FEH!

Your loving, innocent victim of a wife for over 50 years.

RAM

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