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Bernie's Memories on Memorial Weekend

I might not remember why I decided to pay Frankie DiPascali $3million a year--or why I took Sonny Delaire with me on that trip to Switzerland, or even what we gave to Shana and her shagetz husband from the SEC for their wedding gift...but I do remember asking Janey Wells if she could get me a clip of this...not that I'm endorsing anything from NBC right now...not until that putz Silverman calls Starkman back, but what do you know?...Janey came through...as always!

So, while Mark is busy sunning himself in Nantucket and Shana is shopping in East Hampton, and Andy is doing God knows what, and my sweet Ruthie is stuck in the shvitzy co-op while the Noels are probably playing croquet, ot whatever the goyim do on summer weekends, here I am..caged like an animal...the guy that made BILLIONS for some people, hundreds of millions for others...so my memory about how I helped plenty of people is very clear.

But like I say...forgive and forget...

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on May 23, 2009 (boomark / email).