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So there I was, perched on a toilet in some random bar in Katy. I admit that I have no recollection of which bar this was due to the fact that I was absolutely trashed. I was out with friends and had just been dumped by a particularly cruel member of the male gender, so I had spent the entire evening bar hopping, knocking back beers and pounding some ridiculous shots that tasted like poisonous fruit punch. Anyway, there I was... peeing... and I looked over at the advertisement on the stall door in front of me. When my blurry vision steadied, I saw your gorgeous face looking back at me. I read the advertisement with glee, thinking that you were one of the most attractive men I had ever laid eyes on. I repeated your name in my head over and over so that I could remember it and google you at my earliest convenience. I decided that I would email with you with some false pretense and then we would meet and you would be instantly attracted to my charm, good looks and witty intelligence.

However! My plan has failed miserably because much to my chagrin, I sat down to google you this morning and realized that I do not recall your name. Stupid, evil fruit punch shots.

Anyway... if you, sexy bathroom advertisement lawyer are reading this, please email me. Otherwise, I'm going to have to search through every disgusting bar bathroom in Katy and that honestly doesn't sound like fun to me.

• Location: Unidentified bar in Katy
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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