Law Humor

Here is a short list of the potential problems that authorities recently alleged alleged in connection with Betty Lichtenstein's "Nurse of the Year" award, which she received in 2008:

• She isn't a nurse.

Wait, I found a few more:

• She was working at a doctor's office at the time, falsely claiming to be an RN.
• She was doing things real nurses do, like give injections, without a license.
• She received the award from the Connecticut Nursing Association.
• There is no "Connecticut Nursing Association."
• Lichtenstein staged the dinner at which she received the award.
• She invited forty people to the fake award dinner, including patients and other staff.
• She asked the doctor she worked for to be the keynote speaker.
• She was arrested in May for trying to buy drugs with a forged prescription.
• She used a slip from her boss's office to do it.

I think that mostly covers it.

Link: Hartford Courant