Law Humor

Bernie's Sutton Place Fingerprints

Even if I've been "outed" by that bitch-hunter "Mrs. Panstreppon", at least Irv Picard missed out on putting his creepy hands on the apt.

I'm better off now anyway; Sutton Place was getting to be such a bore.

Now that I've cashed out for $1.2 mil, I'm going to buy myself a carload of Caoni, then I'm headed on a vacation.

BTW- Sonja keeps sending me emails asking me what I did with the copies of the canceled checks; but I'm going to wash my hands of the whole thing with my Soapopular; this stuff is great!

Last- I put most of the furniture from the co-op into storage, and the only thing left to auction off is the website.

Dad, since you've always been such a convincing guy, if anyone wants the site, I'll let it go for $5k. Talk about bargains! The damn thing can probably generate $5k a month in ad sales!

Marcia

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on November 16, 2009 (boomark / email).