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Stan Chais is Chased

Irv--Of course I moved money out of one of my accounts (or maybe it was a few of my accounts) as soon as I heard that Bernie was arrested!

This should be a surprise?? Christ-you froze the big accounts over at Goldman months ago, and now I can't even pay my legal bills!

Let me tell you something else; if you hadn't already "uncovered" this big fact: I'm dying. Which means that my wife is going to have cremate me because she won't be able to pay for funeral expenses. This is what you think is right?

What? I should be blogging about all of this and try to sell sponsorships on my blog to make money?

If I did that, you'd probably have the f--king FTC come after me for not disclosing what free samples I might have gotten to endorse the f--king products!

Then again, the FTC is probably beefing up its "blog enforcement staff" from people over at the SEC, so why should I worry?

Stanley

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on October 07, 2009 (boomark / email).