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The FBI Academy and the Disgrace That Others Have Brought To It ? Commander Mike Parra and His FBI Academy Tryst

This is our 101st Blog Posting and we have been running for almost 1 ½ years.

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As many of you know, the FBI Academy is a prestigious accolade for Phoenix Police officers. It provides the needed training and career development to nurture some of Phoenix?s finest into leaders.

The Academy is by special invitation and only happens twice a year.

So how and why do pigs like Commander Mike Parra or Louie Tovar get to go? How did Mike Parra get away with banging a fellow classmate and getting her pregnant, and why do the Phoenix PD and Chief Jack Ass allow these dirty cops to be in leadership positions? It?s yet another dirty secret in the command structure of the Phoenix PD.

In early 2008, Commander Mike Parra attended the prestigious FBI Academy in Quantico, VA; telling everyone he was going to polish his career, when in actuality he went there to polish his knob. Mike was married and had a lovely wife who was a retired commander. To protect her identity, we?ll just call her retired Commander Suzy Parker.

When Mike went to the Academy he met a female commander from Sierra Vista and began banging her like a screen door in a Hurricane. So while he is supposed to be training and developing his leadership abilities, he?s shagging a fellow FBI Academy classmate. Nice huh? Like all the other FOJs, this bastard dipped his wick and had his pipes cleaned all on the taxpayer dime. He must be friends with the other shitbag, Mike Polombo.

Well as fate would have it Ms. Sierra Vista commander becomes pregnant. She needed to retire ? prior to her 20 years - to have the baby. Mike Parra does the noble thing; he leaves his wife and marries his new Sierra Vista squeeze.

When we heard this story we laughed and our sympathies go out to Suzy Parker...but not really because she is better of in the long run.

So Parra can?t have kids with his wife and he goes to Quantico and knocks up Ms. Sierra Vista? Is it the water in Virginia?

Mike - If she slept with you, there?s probably a whole graduating FBI Academy Class (and undoubtedly a high school football squad and a precinct) that is glad you took the bullet for all of them! Mike, we hear you're not too bright so let us be the first to tell you that just because Ms. Sierra Vista used your prick as whistle doesn't mean you marry her, you fucktard. How are you even sure it?s yours, Mike? Time to call Maury Povich and do that paternity test, Brother.

Needless to say, Mike Parra is a laughing stock within the PPD. He's not well liked anywhere he goes and just an absolute worthless shitbag who became a commander by kissing the sphincter of Chief Jack Ass. He is an absolute disgrace to the uniform with everyone laughing behind his back.

From what we here he really puts the ?ass? in assclown.

You shouldn?t feel bad when Lt. Joe ?Balloon? Knott gets to go to the FBI Academy, because douchbags like Commander Mike Parra and Louie Tovar paved the way! It's all part of the nepotism and cronyism under Chief Jack Ass. Whether it be EEOC complaints, your son admitting to molesting other family members, sexual harassment or just out-n-out public fucking of subordinates; Jack Ass Harris allows it, supports it and does nothing to stop it.

(Suzy if you want to contact us and give us your side of the story, then please do. It may be tough in the short-term, but having a worthless bag of smashed assholes named Mike Parra in your life, will be the best thing that ever happened. You may also take comfort that our sources tell us Mike is the biggest joke in the PPD - outside of the idiots we mention here ;p)

Full post as published by Bad Phoenix Cops on August 25, 2009 (boomark / email).