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Madoff Naming Rights: Plagarizing Claims Filed Next to SIPC Claims

To: Michelle Nichols Reuters "Staff Reporter"
From: S.Morgan

Excuse me, "dear"...I don't know what they taught you "down under", but not only have you violated my privacy, and put my children at risk, but you stole the story about my changing my name from of all places, Bernie's Blog?! And the joke's on you, you little plagiarizer, because Bernie's able to steal things while he's sitting in his Butt Hole--and he stole the story from some rag in Greenwich!

So, little Lois Lane, your title indicates that you're a "staff reporter" at Reuters. Ha! If I were to guess, you must have been sitting on someone's staff in exchange for bylines!

Yes, my brother-in-law, the one that will be vying for a gold in the next curling competition (he does an amazing fetal position!) thinks that you're quite the little hottie..Whatever..If only Reuters didn't have your picture displayed side-ways, others might not have to bend their neck to see what you really look like.

In any case--I'd appreciate your going back to reporting about fashion shows; I'm certain that Shana and the other girls would be entertained if you stuck to women's shoes--where you belong!
Stephanie Morgan

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on February 25, 2010 (boomark / email).