Litigation

Some say that New York water is the secret to making the best bagels in the world. I submit to you that those that drink it make for some structured settlement consultants with alarming "attention to detail"

• A few short years ago it was our "friends" at Buffalo based Forge Consulting who introduced the "plantiff" concept to a stunned audience of trial lawyers.
• Then late last year another New York structured settlement broker gave us "structered settlements" which go well "with some fava beans and a nice Chianti"
• The New York legal scion who promotes "quailed assignments"and NOW featuring on Broadway....
• Brian Schachter, "Le Shack" , of Esquire Settlement Services ("ESS") sent an email blast on Friday March 12, 2010 to what just might be thousands of the nation's trial lawyers featuring the headline

The email blast includes a dead link intended to be affiliate Millennium Settlements which the search engine instead, due to lack of the ESS-ential running of spell check, amusingly suggests the alternative "Mill Ennui Um Settlements".  Loosely translated from French this means "1,000 Boredom... Um... settlements"

In "a case of first impression" it's a ROFLMAO.

"Notre ennui, nos moeurs fades sont le resultat du systeme politique"  from 1832 Honore de Balzac La Femme De Trente Ans Chapter 3

* a copy of the email is available