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Hump Wednesday: Bernie Madoff Live from Butthole

Listen, I took a good read of the New York Law Journal while I was taking a shvitz in this tepee they've got set up in here, and Junior pointed out the story about Sholam Weiss's appeal for reducing his sentence. This is something you can look into..makes sense to me!

Also--I read about how Howie Squadron's kids are suing their poor Mother for investing with us. It was more than a year ago that I said this kind of thing was going to happen--that's right, I predicted this type of lawsuit a year ago, right here...

But Ira--make sure that you follow this one. There's a new tenant in here whose father was also an investor of mine, and the kid is asking me for some advice.. Kids suing their parents for dumb investing isn't very "family friendly," but I want to make this kid happy, especially after he got caught on the short side of the market and lost a bundle.

Even though this kid wasn't paying attention when I told everyone to go long last month, the market's made its move, and now I'm thinking the market is going to crater any day now, what with everything being so overbought.

Speaking of buying things, tell those f--king feds that instead of running up tax payer bills by renting the space in my old office for their "investigation", and spending half their day logging on to this blog, they should give up the rent and go back to their office and download this: the unedited version!

One last thing, before I forget, they should also know that there's a big sale on that Soapopular alcohol-free hand sanitizer...what with everyone up in arms about the cost of health care, you'd think that even an idiot would appreciate the value of buying this stuff in bulk!
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Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on March 25, 2010 (boomark / email).