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I'm thinking this guy works for the sunscreen industry.

By NBlack

Edgy White Lawyer ADORES darkly tanned, exotic women - 42 (Midtown)

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Date: 2010-03-26, 8:05PM EDT

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This classy and sweet yet fun, spicy and edgy white lawyer is EXTREMELY partial to slim, sexy, darkly tanned exotic women, who I affectionately refer to as "sun bunies" (usually, but not exclusively brunettes). Most of the women to whom I am REALLY attracted are of Latin, Asian, Italian or Greek ancestry, or some combination thereof (but if you're background is otherwise and you fit the description, by all means, read on. I dig girls with a provocative flair, ultra femme style and and bold, fiery disposition, the compliment their shiny dark hair, piercing eyes and radiantly tan skin. I am seeking a fun and sweet, yet spicy and spontaneous exotic honey to bring some more sunshine into her life and for her to bring some of her sunshine and sex appeal into mine.

I'm a FUN, smart, playful and passionate, VERY affectionate and warm, successful white professional man in NYC who is respectful, loving and kind, but with a very spicy, bold and assertive "bad boy" edge. I am 5'9, 175 pounds, hazel eyes, light hair, nice smile, in good shape and take good care of myself. I work hard, but also LOVE to laugh and play, especially in the surf and sun, and most especially with the company of an exotic beauty to share it with. But be forewarned, I am true white boy who doesn't get the bronze tan I find so alluring and maybe that's the reason its always been so alluring and appealing to me - the whole opposites thing.

I love NYC nightlife, great food and wine, live music, dancing and clubs, museums, shops and shopping, but most of all I love the water, beach and sun, so if you are a TRUE beach and sun lover, that would be ideal! That means you LOVE the beach LOVE to lay out and tan!

If you're an exotic sun bunny with a great passion for life who appreciates a strong and decisive yet warm and affectionate man who knows how to treat a special girl right, get in touch and tell me about yourself including what you like like, what you enjoy doing and what you seek in a man. Also, to weed out the spam, please put the word EXOTIC in the subject of your message, otherwise it will die as unread spam. Please describe yourself and what you seek - in detail - and if you send your picture, I will reciprocate. The attached picture is meant to give an idea of my type of of sultry bronze Goddess. No, I dont expect you to be a super model but it was just to give an idea of my type.

Be real and sincere, meaning looking to talk and to meet in person, not to play e-mail or phone games.

I can't wait to party and play with you my exotic princess!

Full post as published by Legal Antics on March 31, 2010 (boomark / email).