Miscellaneous

The Stupidest Thing I Did Today

By jeremyblachman

Kraft Easy Mac is apparently not easy enough.

Put the macaroni in a bowl, put the bowl in the microwave.

After about two minutes, I thought to myself, "Hmm, something smells like microwave popcorn."

After about two minutes and eight seconds, I thought to myself, "No, that actually smells like burning microwave popcorn."

After about two minutes and twelve seconds, I thought to myself, "No, that's actually my Easy Mac, because I forgot to add water.  Oops."

At least the bowl (and the microwave) survived.  The pasta did not.  My apartment smells like burnt microwave popcorn now.  Oops.

Full post as published by Jeremy Blachman's Brand New Weblog on March 17, 2008 (boomark / email).