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By "Daisy Duke"

So. Before I begin to tell you all about the Easter meet-n-greet with BISMOW & his family I figured I'd give you a schedule for the upcoming week. Consider it my gift to you:

- The Contents of The Easter Baskets: Dissected

- The Incident of The Butt Paste & Dairy Queen (who knew DQ would become a common topic?)

- The Incident of the Sock & The Dryer

- Maybe a few old tales of my failures to come across as cool calm & collected with the The Ex (including the Cosmo on the white carpet story...)

Lets hope nothing particularly funny happens in the next few days or my schedule is going to be all sorts of out of whack. I am also willing to consider entertaining a new name for BISMOW, but all entries will have to be reader submitted & discussed.

But...without further adieu....lets dissect the weekend:

HOW IT WENT WITH MAMA BISMOW:

- She showed me baby photos. She bought me a special pink bath towel that is now DAISY'S TOWEL to be used on all future visits. She introduced me to the owner of the restaurant we were eating at as "My future daughter-in-law. Soon I hope."

HOW IT WENT WITH PAPA BISMOW:

- He opened the door for me to get in and out of the car, every. single. time. BISMOW almost died right there in the parking lot.

HOW IT WENT WITH GRANDFATHER BISMOW:

- He bought me azalea's for Easter

HOW IT WENT WITH GRANDMA BISMOW:

- I should note that Grandma BISMOW has some mental deterioration over the years. So when she told me my nail polish color was "interesting" and "ugly" I laughed. Then she gave me her car. I politely declined.

NOW VOTE BETWEEN THE TWO BEST STORIES OF THE WEEKEND:

(after giving Mama Bismow a tablecloth and napkins for her dining room table as a hostess gift)

MB: Oh I love it. PB, come see the tablecloth Daisy brought. Isn't it pretty?

PB: (who normally has zero opinions): Oh wow. I really like it. Nice colors. I like the pattern. It isn't all busy and obnoxious like the ones that you always buy. (Turns to Daisy) Good job!!

OR.....

Grandma Bismow: Want to see a photo of my daughter, Mama Bismow, back when she was pretty?

Apparently, mental illness will get you out of trouble for saying just about anything.

Full post as published by Legally Blonde Ambition on March 23, 2008 (boomark / email).