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Monday's Three Burning Legal Questions

By Bruce Carton

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Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere. 1) Question: I just returned home to find, to my surprise, two women and a man having sex in my carport. Specifically, a "half-naked man was having sex with one of the women, while the other female was 'naked and messing with [my] scooter.'" When I interrupted this scene in my carport, the woman who was "mid-coitus got angry, ripped down a cigarette ashtray attached to the apartment building, and threw it at [me], striking [me] in the shoulder." What are my rights here? Answer: You absolutely have a right to prohibit strangers from having sex in your carport. I'm pretty sure that is in the Constitution somewhere. And the ashtray throw sounds like the crime of "battery." (SeattleCrime, The Morning Blotter: Naked Chicks and Scooters) 2) Question: My son just got kicked off the basketball team for refusing to cut his hair above his "eyebrows, collars and ears." Isn't this unconstitutional or something? Answer: It is not as clear-cut as the right to prohibit strangers from having sex in your carport, but you may have a First Amendment argument here. (IndyStar.com, Lawsuit over Greensburg...

Full post as published by Legal Blog Watch on January 03, 2011 (boomark / email).