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Legal Antics 

Chronicling legal humor-- because let's face it-- lawyers take themselves far too seriously and the law is damn funny if you look at it through the right lens.
Post Frequency: 2.5/day Last Entry: August 08, 2011 at 07:55:00 Recent Entries: 535
By Nicole Black, Esq.
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I'm pretty sure most doctors would disagree.
Posted on November 10, 2009Just the Sort of Argument a Hair Lawyer Would Make Hair stylist: What do you do for a living? You look like a lawyer. Customer: Actually, I'm a doctor. Hair stylist: Well, that's a kind of a lawyer. Cloverdale Plaza...
Just call this plaintiff "Dr. Evil"
Posted on September 30, 2009I wish I had the complaint, but this headline will have to do: Man sues BofA for "1,784 billion, trillion dollars."
I'll be in New York City on 10/8
Posted on September 28, 2009On Thursday, October 8th, 2009 I'm going to be speaking at the "Social Media for Lawyers I" conference which is being held at New York Law School from 8-11 a.m.I'm also organizing a meetup that evening at 7--see below for...
When Gen Y attends law school
Posted on September 23, 2009But Your Right to Vomit Stops Where My Shoes Begin Criminal law professor: But why shouldn't it be illegal to be intoxicated in public? Student: No one should impede my right to have a good time. --Brooklyn Law School via...
This is your law professor on drugs.
Posted on September 16, 2009We Won't Know 'til We Take the Bar Exam Law student: The professor was late the first day because he couldn't find his keys until he realized they were in the ignition of his car, and then he came in...
lawtechTalk Episode #5-Cloud Computing and Your Law Practice
Posted on September 11, 2009The fifth episode of lawtechTalk is now available. This presentation will focus on three different types of online legal technologies. In it I'll discuss the concept of "cloud computing" and explore the main features of each to help you figure...
Brief hiatus
Posted on August 30, 2009I'll be taking a week or two off from blogging, but never fear, I shall return!
You didn't learn that in law school either?
Posted on August 26, 200911AM Elvira Also Believes Her Doctor Is Psychic Woman on phone: I got a letter from the insurance agency. What should I do? Lawyer: What does the letter say? Woman: Aren't you a lawyer? Lawyer: Yes, but I need to...
Hello Ladies!
Posted on August 25, 2009Lawyer Still Seeking Travel Companion - 51 (River Oaks) Date: 2009-08-21, 8:03PM CDT Reply To This Post I first posted this yesterday, and so far I've received responses from nothing but robot scammers trying to get me to join their...
NYC Social Media Conference for Lawyers 9/21
Posted on August 22, 2009On September 21, 2009, in New York City I will be a speaker at Social Media: Risks & Rewards. This comprehensive, dynamic event will explore the inherent challenges of social media and will arm you with the specific tools necessary...
I had to include this one just for the Google hits this blog's gonna get.
Posted on August 19, 2009I'm thinking these two winners are the lawyers whokeep trying to find "dates" on Craigslist. Who's with me on this one? The End Of Western Civilization: An OINY Short Story. Lawyer #1: I saw this funny video on YouTube last...
See, cops really can be understanding.
Posted on August 17, 2009Via Texts From Last Night: (972): I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party. (1-972): I want to be...
A healthy dose of pessimism never hurts a viral video.
Posted on August 11, 2009Via the Legal Blog Watch, first there was the happy Jill and Kevin's wedding dance. Lawyers looked at it and offered their own healthy does of reality: the JK Divorce Dance. Don't you just love lawyers?
That's what you get for running.
Posted on August 04, 2009Via "FMyLife"--further proof that running is simply a ridiculous form of exercise: Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby...
Using online tools to prep a legal case
Posted on August 03, 2009The fourth episode of lawtechTalk is now available. This screencast (a recording of computer screen output along with video of me discussing what is seen) will focus on using online tools to assist you with brain storming and organizing your...
Bar Examiners--Don't make me do this again!
Posted on August 03, 2009Via Texts From Last Night, a text from a lawyer the night after the bar exam: (310): we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
You think she'll need to sign on the dotted line to close the deal?
Posted on July 28, 2009Lawyer seeking mistress / girlfriend - 33 (Austin) Reply to: pers-vh9mx-1272434131@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-07-15, 11:57PM CDT If you've read this far, you must not think I'm a total asshole, so I guess I'll just be direct...
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Did I harass someone?
Oh, yes. This can be taken in as so many things, especially since you had testif...
How to evict a roommate?
First, in most jurisdictions "self-help" is not a remedy available to any party ...
I have worked for this employer for only three weeks. The employer makes up his own rules as to what he chooses to report for the purpose of property taxes. He tells me to "let them come after us". He defines Entertain
He arrogantly insists, "let them come after us." Well, if you are invo...
This has happened 3 or 4 times a month now- they have turned the electric off 2 days consecutively, the water off about 9 or 10 times now, and our heat has broken 5 times (once it would not shut off, and we were forced t
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The company I worked for forced me to quit instead of dealing with someone harassing me, what can I do?
Look up CONSTRUCTIVE DISCHARGE...................this looks like what happened t...








