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Legal Antics 
Chronicling legal humor-- because let's face it-- lawyers take themselves far too seriously and the law is damn funny if you look at it through the right lens.
Post Frequency: 2.5/day Last Entry: August 08, 2011 at 07:55:00 Recent Entries: 535
By Nicole Black, Esq.
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Because muscles make the lawyer.
Posted on May 18, 2009Via Craiglist: looking for a young handsome ruthless lawyer with a back bone (needed north of the city) Reply to: job-ykxc4-1141217470@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-04-26, 4:00PM EDT I am looking for a young, dark haired, muscular, confident...
Sometimes it's not so bad being a lawyer...
Posted on May 12, 2009A priest, a lawyer and an engineer are about to be guillotined. The priest puts his head on the block, they pull the rope and nothing happens. He declares that he's been saved by divine intervention, so he's let go....
Henry sounds like a real winner.
Posted on May 11, 2009Looking for a young, sexy secretary (Ann Arbor) Reply to: mcbrands@live.com [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-04-15, 4:10PM EDT I'm a defense attorney with my own profitable law practice in Ann Arbor. I have recently purchased a small building...
Who's Joining Me at the "Get A Life" Conference?
Posted on May 06, 2009UPDATE: New pricing announced! VIP Package: $750 - Includes Get A Life.? Conference, Cocktail Hour at Millenium Park Grill, Presidents' Dinner, Wrigley Rooftop Cubs Game, FREE 1 Year Membership to Total Practice Management Association, Materials CD, Access to Conference Online...
The waay lawyers think.
Posted on May 04, 2009A priest, a doctor, and an lawyer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. Lawyer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes! Doctor: I don't know but I've never seen such...
lawtechTalk-The "Consumer Reports" for legal technology
Posted on April 30, 2009I've started a new legal technology consulting business, lawtechTalk. lawtechTalk helps you understand valuable Internet and Web 2.0 technologies and how to incorporate them into your law practice to maximize efficiency and save time and money. lawtechTalk brings the most...
My advice: Work on your opening. The rest is sort of ok.
Posted on April 28, 2009Unpretentious lawyer looking for a monogamous relationship - 54 Reply to: pers-rcapn-1139506908@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-04-25, 11:39AM EDT Hi. Here's my story: I would have been very content if I had married my high school sweetheart and...
Makes perfect sense to me.
Posted on April 27, 2009Ad: Kosher Toilet Paper-- We Answer to a Lower Power Lawyer: And what do you sell? Jury candidate: I used to sell diamonds. Now, in the depression...I sell toilet paper to religious people. --Centre Street via Overheard in New York,...
If this guy's really a lawyer, one can only hope he's disbarred.
Posted on April 20, 2009Attractive Male Seeking Hot Female 4 Impossible Plutonic Friendship - m4w - 30 (South Denver) Reply to: pers-qjczq-1113516729@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-04-08, 4:10PM MDT Well, well, well. You must be an optimist. Do you believe that a...
I think this guy's onto something...
Posted on April 15, 2009Via Courtoons come the following comic:
Somehow he skipped the whole law school thing. I'm so jealous.
Posted on April 14, 2009Hot rich lawyer looking for gold digging female - 28 (NYC) Reply to: pers-yedrk-1114857950@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-04-09, 3:52PM EDT I am a lawyer, fresh of out of college making more money a year than you will...
A law student who breaks the mold...
Posted on April 13, 2009Why Do You Think I Went to Law School? Law student #1: Are you applying for the TA position? Law student #2: No. Law student #1: Why not? Law student #2: I'm not interested in helping people. --Fordham Law School...
It's funny because it kinda true...
Posted on April 08, 2009Via Courtoons comes the following comic:
No really--just some time in a hot tub. That's all.
Posted on April 07, 2009Lawyer seeks Hot Tub Companion (SF) Reply to: gigs-89urj-1105838670@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-04-03, 2:26PM PDT Attractive, nice and fun 30-something lawyer seeks young, attractive companionship for an hour at the hot tubs...
Perhaps honesty isn't always the best policy...
Posted on April 06, 20099AM Thankfully, Larry Would Learn How to Be a Better Criminal in Jail Lawyer: Did you know there was a gun in the house? Defendant: No. Lawyer: Did you hold the gun at any point? Defendant: No. Lawyer: Did you...
I'm from a family of doctors, so I'm gonna have to say: "No comment."
Posted on April 01, 2009Via Courtoons:
"Somewhat of a law student"???
Posted on March 31, 2009You: love Radiohead or have a good reason as to why you dont - m4w - 25 (Cary) Reply to: pers-abnp3-1084512667@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-03-20, 8:21PM EDT I am a 25 year old guy who is new...
Yeah! Cops don't do that-unless they're wearing navy blue.
Posted on March 30, 2009Officers Had Probable Cause to Administer a Field Civics Test Girl: So, I'm really scared because I got jury duty. I don't want to be in the same room as a criminal. Paralegal: Well, maybe they're not a criminal. That's...
Gosh, you'll do it for *free*? What a deal!
Posted on March 24, 2009Lawyer looking for Model/Actress Needing FREE Green Card - 31 (Midtown East) Reply to: pers-4jdmn-1086370168@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-03-22, 9:31AM EDT I am willing to marry a girl looking for a Permanent Green Card for FREE, provided...
No wonder my kids are always late to school. It all makes sense now.
Posted on March 23, 2009You Have No Cause Of Legal Action Attorney on phone: The thing is that, it is not the teacher's responsibility to get your kids out of bed, it's yours. Ellicott Square Building Buffalo, New York Overheard by: wonders if they...
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