Miscellaneous

He's balls deep and he's yelling k'plah

Posted on June 06, 2008
I can't even think of a stretch to argue that this video has anything to do with the law but, whatever man, Fridays are all about mindless diversions to get us into the weekend. And all my nerds in the...

The One Where I Suck It Up and Endorse Hillary for VP

Posted on June 06, 2008
For the few (or many) of you who, a few days, weeks, or months ago, might have switched your long-held allegiances from Hillary Clinton to Barack Obama, you might have noticed a weird phenomena: All those things you used to...

Hey! Them's Fightin' Words!

Posted on June 06, 2008
A Texas judge -- faced with a decision as to where a deposition between a Texas-based plaintiff and an Arkansas defendant, Wal-Mart, should take place -- is apparently trying to start a riot on the Arkansas/Texas border by dredging up...

Sure: Rip His Eyes Out, But Don't Pee on the Kid!

Posted on June 06, 2008
A Georgia high school teacher, who happens to be the son of a state house representative, lost his cool juuuuust a wee bit, and said some things I don't think he's going to be able to take back. Travis Corey...

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The Daily Memo - 6/6/08

Posted on June 06, 2008
What happens when the Man keeping a brotha down is black? (The Musings of a New Millennium Nigga) ...Well, first things first, he's gonna "have to do a better job winning over racist voters." (KSK) The former headwriter of "The...

Well Isn't This Cute ... Anderson Wants to Be Donna's Boo

Posted on June 05, 2008

Today in D*ckhead Punditry

Posted on June 05, 2008
From Rush Limbaugh, on Barack Obama: He has trouble articulating with a bunch of stutters and pauses and so forth. So -- but my point in telling you this is that there must be real animosity toward the Clintons at...

One Bold M'Fer

Posted on June 05, 2008
So, there's this guy named Ronnie Craven, who lives out in Somerville, MA (where both Seth and I have lived at separate times -- represent!). And in an effort to get a date, he posted an ad on Craiglist claiming...

I Want To Be ... Anarchy!

Posted on June 05, 2008
I don't mean to be insensitive here, but there ought to be a certain level of implied assumption of risk when you're working with Johnny Freakin' Rotten. According to a lawsuit filed moments ago in Los Angeles County Superior Court,...

The Daily Memo - 6/5/08

Posted on June 05, 2008
I'll tell you what you can do with this iced venti mocha with extra hazelnut and caramel, Mr. Barrista Man! (Above the Law) You wanna see Bill Murray's pre-nup? Of course you do. (Slate) Dude -- you've gotta love a...

"Rhinitis" means inflammation of the nose

Posted on June 05, 2008
The British authorities have no sense of fun: Police in Leeds narrowly averted a major outbreak of public disorder and non-specific rhinitis this weekend when they convinced the organisers of a mass pillow fight to pull the plug on the...

"Occupied!"

Posted on June 05, 2008
When Lisa Bess got home, she was a bit confounded to find her bathroom door locked, with the water running. She called the cops, who came over and kicked the door open to find a man sitting on the...

Common Sense Lesson #159

Posted on June 05, 2008
Ok, look. It's a bad idea to steal a delivery van. Because if you're caught, you can be charged with a felony count of theft and, if you tried to evade the cops, a count of eluding a law enforcement...

Today in C*nt Punditry Brought to you by Freud

Posted on June 04, 2008
Woops....

He walks up to the closet, he comes up to the closet, now he's at the closet, now he's opening the closet (closet, closet, closet)...

Posted on June 04, 2008
A homeless woman in Japan has been arrested for finding a place to call home. For the past year, this woman lived in a man's closet. The man in question had no idea he wasn't living alone for some time,...

Actual AP Headline: "Dutch Man Injures Posterior in Mooning Accident"

Posted on June 04, 2008
If you hurt your ass while trying to moon someone, then you're DOING IT WRONG. Utrecht police say a 21-year-old Dutch man is recovering after a "mooning" that went horribly wrong. A police statement says the man and two others...

The Daily Memo - 6/4/08

Posted on June 04, 2008
Yalie who forged his transcript is being prosecuted for fraud, after "stealing" $46,000 in scholarships. (WSJ's Law Blog) Cindy Sheehan's political campaign is taking off like ... er ... if a tree falls in the woods and ... (San Francisco...

Ickiest headline of the week

Posted on June 04, 2008
God bless you Florida, you never let us down: Man Posing as Woman Accused of Fondling Elderly Women at Church...

Think of the pure little children and their fragile little minds, won't you please?

Posted on June 04, 2008
Fuck you, parents in Herriman, Missouri. Not all the parents in Herriman, but a long and hard fuck you to those who are riled up about a health teacher answering their your own kids' questions about sex -- so riled...

Terry McAuliffe Has Flipped His F*&^*&%^ Lid!

Posted on June 04, 2008
If you think Hillary is deluded (seriously -- how could she not concede last night?), check out Terry McAuliffe on Jon Stewart last night. Dude's hopped up on Red Bull and delusion. (It gets good around the 2:20 mark)....

Yeah, I got your "say cheese" right here

Posted on June 04, 2008
Do these Smoking Gun mugshots ever get old? I think they do not....

The Further Misadventures of a Crazy Old F*cker

Posted on June 03, 2008
I'm gonna take Mike Gravel behind the middle school and get him pregnant. Dude is lights out, insane. Gravel 2008! Fire it up....

Holy Shiat

Posted on June 03, 2008
How drunk do you have to be to plow into a crowd of bicyclers? A car plowed into a weekend bike race along a highway near the U.S.-Mexico border, killing one and injuring 10 others, police said. The 28-year-old driver...

Those Aren't Disguises, They're Accessories!

Posted on June 03, 2008
Do you spend much of your day pining away, trying to recall the scent of your girlfriend's thong underwear? Well, two men in Colorado managed to find a way to combine their fondness for their girlfriends and a stick-up! Police...

The Daily Memo - 6/3/08

Posted on June 03, 2008
Have a busted turn signal and you, too, can land in the clink. (WFAA) A Cali man has finally won the right to take his wife's last name, after only two years of legal battles. (ABS-CBN News) I wonder if...

Why must we always punish creativity?

Posted on June 03, 2008
Over in Hong Kong, sixteen members of a gang have been arrested for running an across-the-border smuggling operation. This gang "used a crossbow to shoot [a] cable across the fenced-off border between" Chine and Hong Kong, and then they strung...

It sure has. It sure has.

Posted on June 03, 2008
(From The Smolking Gun's mugshot collection, of course.)...

Maybe she's just allergic to bullshit

Posted on June 03, 2008
Several companies have been sued over a building that they own and manage in NYC. They've been sued by Jane Clark, who's a satellite feed coordinator at the Fox News Channel, which is located in said building. And Clark says...

Well I don't think she's a sociopath...

Posted on June 03, 2008
Ah "South Park," is there anything you can't do? Andrew Sullivan thinks that this clip offers a way for folks to deal with Hillary (which, if you believe the rumors, won't matter past tonight anyways): (Hat tip to If...

She Had it Comin'

Posted on June 02, 2008
Well. this is a first: A guy is using the famous "Cell Block Tango" defense, from the Broadway musical, Chicago: "And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times!" From today's Buffalo News: Police were...

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