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trash

Posted on January 08, 2009
i am watching rock of love bus. if you thought the girls in the first two seasons of rock of love were trashy, you haven't seen anything yet. i have never seen so many comically large fake boobs, so many short skirts, so many tramp stamps, or so much badly highlighted hair in one place...

urban dictionary meme

Posted on January 08, 2009
stolen from brianbot, it's a meme i haven't seen before!Answer the following questions. Then, go to urbandictionary.com and choose one of the entries for each of your answers.(and, because i am the consummate spelling bitch, i am also editing the urban dictionary definitions for spelling...

crackaoke

Posted on January 08, 2009
last night can only be described as a karaoke night on crack.first of all, i went out to friar tuck to sing karaoke. the place wasn't very busy last night, so i got to sing five(!) songs:"my own worst enemy" by lit"amish paradise" by weird al yankovic"god bless the usa" by lee greenwood [and, unlike the last time i did this as an ironic shout-out to the demise of the right wing, i did not get a pack of marines mad at me! i'm moving up in the world...

naked crack smokers

Posted on January 07, 2009
i don't know if i find it amusing or frightening that so many people find my blog by searching for the terms naked crack smokers. for the record, there are no pictures of naked crack smokers on this blog. sure, there's the occasional blog entry where i discuss a really stupid crack smoker who happens to be naked, but this blog will remain a better place for all involved if i refrain from posting pictures of naked crack smokers.

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oh, those cheeky pornographers...

Posted on January 07, 2009
this is a joke, of course, but enacting it would make me far happier than any of these bailouts of financial services industries or car companies. porn is a lot more entertaining...and can you imagine the production values on the new stuff if the industry got a $5 billion cash influx?well, maybe not, but the porn industry isn't known for paying million-dollar bonuses or sending executives on million-dollar retreats after narrowly escaping bankruptcy...

sigh.

Posted on January 06, 2009
my brain is not working efficiently this week.first of all, i've slept like crap the last two nights. i got back to my apartment around 11 on sunday, but i was awake until almost three thirty in the morning. it wasn't too bad yesterday...i was tired, but i had that fake-awake that comes after one night of limited sleep...

red flags

Posted on January 06, 2009
usually anything about finance bores me out of my skull, but this report is fascinating. even though it only leaked out into the news recently, it's a report that harry markopolos submitted to the SEC, pointing out a series of red flags that bernard madoff investments may have been a ponzi scheme...

News Crack Smokers Can Use: January 5, 2009

Posted on January 05, 2009
the world is still turning, the sun is still shining, and crack smokers are still smoking crack. so, yet again, i have scoured the seedy depths of the interwebstubes in order to bring you the stupidest things people have done in the name of crack. if you're not a crackhead, take pleasure in the fact that you're not as stupid as these people...

when term papers get boring, see who's scoring

Posted on January 05, 2009
dear Shaph,you were right. this video enriched my life, and i owe it to the internet to make sure it is as widely disseminated as possible.sincerely,the persecuted crack smoker

*struts around naked*

Posted on January 05, 2009
last wednesday's chicago daily law bulletin had quite possibly the best headline ever:Wisconsin court: Nude people still have privacy rightsthe content of the article is actually serious and important--a court upheld a law preventing people from surreptitiously videotaping other people without their consent...

office space meets hackers.

Posted on January 05, 2009
problem: my office door won't shut.solution: wedge a shim made of post-it notes between the door and the door frame.sure, someone will look at me funny if they actually come into my office, but at least the door shuts!

barcodes

Posted on January 05, 2009
what i should be doing: sleeping, since i have to get up for work in five and a half hours.what i am doing: screwing around with a barcode-making program, since my barcode scanner arrived in the mail while i was gone, and this was as good an excuse as any to put a barcode maker on my laptop...

i r not dead.

Posted on January 05, 2009
i'm back in chicago.pictures are coming later...although you can see a few of the shenanigans from friday night here on nyc2600.net, since Rob has already posted his photos from the 2600 meeting on friday night.

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Posted on January 03, 2009
Rob is full of win.

new york, so far

Posted on December 31, 2008
i've been a bit delinquent on the blogging in the last couple days...but i have been up to lots of cool stuff since i got into new york city on sunday. sunday night i just lied low, since i was so tired from not sleeping much in DC, and then the bus trip up to NYC...

News Crack Smokers Can Use: December 29, 2008

Posted on December 29, 2008
i am on vacation. however, since crackheads smoke crack and do idiotic, crack-related things whether or not they are on vacation, i will scour the depths of the interwebstubes to find the stupidest crack smokers of the week whether or not i am on vacation...

travelling...

Posted on December 28, 2008
i'm on the megabus, travelling from dc to new york. this bus has wi-fi on it, which makes me absurdly happy. the megabuses in the midwest never had wi-fi...or, at least, not as of may of this year, which was the last time i took the megabus. traffic hasn't snarled up too badly yet, which is good...

best crunk parody ever.

Posted on December 27, 2008
this song has been stuck in my head since i heard it last night.now, if i walk up to you and say something along the lines of "it's called speed stick! it's not expensive!", you'll know what i am talking about.

SRS BSNS.

Posted on December 26, 2008
>:-[

i'm gonna emancipate all over your proclamation, bitch! twice!

Posted on December 26, 2008
there are no words that can describe the awesomeness of today's xkcd.

:-D

Posted on December 24, 2008
alright...i'm all packed up, and i'm out of here.

NEEDS MOAR WHIPPAGE OF THE LLAMA'S ASS

Posted on December 24, 2008
i have 1.7 gigabytes of wesley willis on my computer.all i can think is...sigh. is that all? my collection is still seriously deficient.

News People Who Put Up With Crack Smokers Can Use

Posted on December 23, 2008
i always get a lot of crack-related searches...this is, after all, the last refuge of the persecuted crack smoker. however, when checking my 100 most recent incoming links, i got two rather lengthy searches that turned up News Crack Smokers Can Use on the first page of google results...

one scary vajayjay

Posted on December 23, 2008
Taryn linked me to a name-that-duggar game while i was on the phone with Rob. the conversation meandered to the family's tv appearances, and the following exchange ensued:Rob: i'm surprised they got her on tv. did they have to haul her vagina in behind her?me: nah...

kill the physicists...

Posted on December 22, 2008
a href="http://xkcd.com/520/"this morning's xkcd/a is brilliant...and hearkens back to all the guff i gave the chem majors when i was a physics major:br /br /img src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/cuttlefish.png" title="Unless the CS students finish the robot revolution before you finish the cephalopod one...

News Crack Smokers Can Use: December 22, 2008

Posted on December 22, 2008
it's monday...and that means it's time for another installment of News Crack Smokers Can Use! each week, i scour the depths of the interwebstubes to bring you stories of the stupidest crack smokers. if you're not a crackhead, take pleasure in the fact that you're not as stupid as these people...

winter is here.

Posted on December 21, 2008
right now, it's -5 outside, with a windchill of -30.guess i'll be bundling up a bit when i leave the house.

clock the planet

Posted on December 20, 2008
bwhat the guy behind me said:/b i got one of those big beds.br /bwhat i thought he said:/b i got one of those bigbens.br /br /clearly my brain has not yet recovered from the a href="http://www.xorph.com/clockers/"clockers/a reading at the party last week.

music meme

Posted on December 20, 2008
i've done this meme before...but not in a year and a half, maybe two years...so i'm doing it again. :)br /br /span style="font-weight: bold;"Step 1:/span Put your music player on shuffle.br /span style="font-weight: bold;"Step 2:/span Post the first line from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing...

this is officially Duggar Day at the last refuge of the persecuted crack smoker.

Posted on December 19, 2008
Taryn is a naughty, naughty Taryn. she sent me a link to the duggar family website, which i started reading out of a horrific sense of train wreck syndrome. sure, i have been on that website before, but not in a year or two...so, it's probably time go go back on there and see what sorts of things i had forgotten, or what sorts of things had been added...

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