Law Students

screw you, comcast

Posted on May 22, 2008
comcast, you suck. i can't stay on IRC to save my life. i can stay on the web, i can stay on AIM...just not IRC. since i'm addicted to chatting on IRC, this is a big problem. hopefully i'll figure out how to tunnel through SSH, and hopefully this solution will work...

<3

Posted on May 21, 2008
all of my stuff is in boxes and suitcases. at 12:30, my friend is coming over and we are lugging the boxes to the post office to be mailed. at 4:30, my suitcases and i are getting on the megabus. at 9:30, the bus gets to union station in Chicago. and i will be back in my city for the rest of my life...

idol rant part deux

Posted on May 20, 2008
Dear David Archuleta, i didn't think you could be worse than David Cook, but your rendition of "imagine" by john lennon had me curled up in a ball on my floor, shaking, begging for it to end. so much melisma. such a boring little crooner voice. my ears are bleeding...

idol rant

Posted on May 20, 2008
dear David Cook, please to be not messing up one of my favourite songs ever. you took "the world i know" by collective soul and managed to sound like a cross between two of my least favourite Idol contestants from Season 5: Chris Daughtry's adult-contemporary-"rocker" style and Eliot Yamin's overuse of melismas...

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smoke rock crack pig sex video

Posted on May 20, 2008
okay...i really want to know what was going through the mind of someone who googled the words: smoke rock crack pig sex video ...and went 490 results in. ...and clicked on my blog. i thought i had seen it all, but this is the weirdest search string i've ever seen that led to this place...

an odd couple indeed

Posted on May 19, 2008
my friend and i saw this ad on TV yesterday, and were flabbergasted...really? these two? on the same couch? was this some clever cgi? turns out...nope, no clever cgi. it's actually them. that's fantastic.

:(

Posted on May 19, 2008
i'm very excited about moving to chicago...but i hate packing. i hate packing with a passion. i hate packing so much that i stayed in st. louis my 1L summer just to avoid it. i hate packing so much that all i took to chicago with me last summer were two suitcases full of stuff, as much as i could drag on the bus...

fully poseable talking jesus!!

Posted on May 17, 2008
i saw an ad on TV for a talking jesus doll. go to that webpage and watch the ad...and please tell me if it's actually as creepy as i think it is, or if i'm just crazy.

???

Posted on May 17, 2008
as of yesterday, i have a J.D. this is scary.

shear panic

Posted on May 16, 2008
i bought some hair dye for graduation...it was supposed to be blood red. i haven't washed it out yet, it's still sitting in my hair. but, it looks orange instead of blood red. this is disconcerting. i don't want orange hair. i want blood red hair...

to boldly go where several star trek fangirls have gone before

Posted on May 14, 2008
this article cracks me up. it's not unexpected that trekkie girls [at least of the type that would go to cons and try and screw star trek stars...] would do that, do all the weird sci-fi talk in bed. it's not unexpected that it would get old to william shatner...

kansas

Posted on May 13, 2008
thanks to eric, there is a fantastic slide show of videos and pictures of all the stuff i did for scavhunt in Kansas this weekend. enjoy!

scav! <3

Posted on May 12, 2008
...scav is over, and i've gotten a good night of sleep for the first time since last tuesday night. the hunt went amazingly. as most of you know, i scavved for GASH--the shiny, new Graduate and Alumni ScavHunt team--this year. we were a small team this year...

SCAV!

Posted on May 07, 2008
alright...time to hop on the bus and go to Chicago for the weekend. there is scav to be hunted. hunted where? i don't know. as of now i'm on road trip, so be prepared for some very strange stories from some very strange places, quite possibly tiny midwestern hamlets...

pretty nerd alert!!

Posted on May 05, 2008
wow. the Caltech boy on Jeopardy today is really hot. i feel kind of dirty, since it's the college tournament, and undergrads = cradle robbery...but still. yummy eye candy for the win!

...at least i have my crack, i mean internet, back?!

Posted on May 03, 2008
dear Charter, you suck. a lot. the internet went down a few hours ago. it was clearly a problem with my cable, as my cable tv had gone down too. it was clearly a problem on your end. so, i called you to see what was up. your automated system said it was a problem with my modem...

braaaaaaaaaaaains.

Posted on May 02, 2008
dear John Kovalic, can you please ask next time before you go ahead and h4x0r my brain for the sake of Dork Tower? i can't think of any other way you could have tailored this comic so well to the aim of amusing me. thanks, the persecuted crack smoker.

:D

Posted on May 02, 2008
i finished my last law school final ever this morning, and turned it in. law school didn't kill me. it's a wonder.

are you kidding me?

Posted on May 01, 2008
wash u released a press release today, naming the six people to whom they plan to confer honourary degrees at commencement this year. one of them is Phyllis Schlafly. Phyllis Schlafly, of the Eagle Forum. Phyllis Schlafly, who said of feminists that their first commandment was: "I am woman; thou shalt not tolerate strange gods who assert that women have capabilities or often choose roles that

scholastic apathy

Posted on April 30, 2008
ugh. one final left. i've had one final left since last friday...and yet i haven't touched it. it's my last final ever, i know i should just get it done. i just don't care about it. i feel even more checked out on law school than ever. i didn't think that was possible...

linux!!!!!

Posted on April 29, 2008
success! this sexy box is now running Ubuntu 8.04...with no Windows in sight.

a breakup letter

Posted on April 29, 2008
dear Windows, fuck you. seriously. fuck you. we've had our ups and downs, mostly downs, during our eleven-and-a-half-year affair. we got together back in December of '96, when my parents bought a Windows box as the new family computer. the eleven years before that, since the time my family got a computer, i had been using macs...

NOT FUNNY.

Posted on April 28, 2008
i went to Novak's tonight to sing a little karaoke 'cause i wanted to get out of the house. it was nice...i went, i read my book, and i was [generally] not bothered. okay, i had to blow off two skeezy men [WTF? i don't go to a dyke bar to get hit on by skeezy men!] and one woman who was a little too grabby and had about twenty years on me, but i rebuffed them all gracefully and managed to have

excellent...

Posted on April 28, 2008
this morning's xkcd made me laugh. maniacally: re: the text that pops up when you go to the website and hover the mouse over the comic...i'm running it, and i haven't found that feature yet. back to tinkering. :D

:P

Posted on April 25, 2008
i have never been so unprepared in my life as i am for this copyrights final today. it'll be a miracle if i don't fail.

lolcats: ur doin it right!!!!!

Posted on April 24, 2008
from the always-awesome i can has cheezburger:

inevitable?

Posted on April 22, 2008
overheard in chicago for the win this morning: Guy #1: "So you know when we inevitably get gay married out of boredom and loneliness?" Guy #2: "Yeah." Guy #1: "Will we sleep in the same bed? I mean we don't have to have sex or anything, I'm just wondering if we'll sleep in the same bed...

dog balls? no...truck balls.

Posted on April 21, 2008
some people are special. an article on above the law this morning has convinced me that people are more special than i have ever given them credit for. weird: apparently, there is a fad down there called truck-nutz. that's right. people like to hang decorations from the backs of their trucks, decorations that look like testicles...

periodic table love

Posted on April 21, 2008
my friend just sent me the best picture ever. a word to the wise: if you ever want my undying love, or if you just really, really want to get into my pants, make me this: i'll be putty in your hands.

noooooo!

Posted on April 21, 2008
i want to cry. the website i wrote about back in november, with king wing the stl baby daddy, appears to be gone!! this can't be happening. that site was a masterpiece of unintentional humour.

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