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Andy Analyzes.....

You're getting crazy??!!

What do you think I've had to put up with?? Everybody's thinking I'm "insensitive" and "standoff-ish". And that "b-slapping" nonsense??

Do you think its easy for any of us right now? Does that photo look like I'm partying my brains out??

And Dad, unless you've made some kind of deal that wipes the slate clean on those loans that Mom made to Mark and me, no more references to "last spring". Its not funny. Don't forget, I wasn't involved, it was Mark.

By the way-while everyone is fighting over the place down in Palm Beach, and while Mom and Uncle Pete are busy going back and forth between NY and FL, there's a group down there that's offering a great bargain on house watching and driving people to airports.

They were actually investors of YOUR's Dad...so it seems only right that you should tell all of your blog buddies down in Florida about the service. Their prices are ridiculously low, but then again, so are their account statement balances. You probably should have had Nan send something out to at least make people feel like they have something of value.

Oh, that's right, I forgot; she's down in Boca and she ran out of printer cartridges. Dad..what can I say? You never listened to me then, and I don't expect that you will now.

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on April 22, 2009 (boomark / email).