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Bernie's Breaking Balls

This is like last f--king October, when the market was crashing and the phones were ringing off the hook with everyone wanting to know if their money was safe with us...and now everyone's coming to see what I have to say about the clip below and that crazy memo from that guy Mike Slattery to Irving the Nose Picker Picard.

Sure, we had expenses. What? Shana should wear shower slippers to work?? Mark and Andy should have lived in Bayside and take the LIRR to work?? My darling sister-in-law shouldn't be getting $160,000 salary for having dinner with Pete and the people over at that Security Trader's Association??

You know what kind of work that it is?? Its hard!! Ask J.G.!!!

You didn't know that Jodi Cruppi was a trusted employee? I told you this in December!! Sure I gave her a few million bucks for a real estate deal! So what?? We're a private company!!

Last-Eleanor--for God's sakes--you weren't paid enough by us?? Check your pay stubs, sweetheart. Maybe 1000x more than what that f--king Vanity Fair paid you for the 'exclusive interview'. I'm thinking we paid you 10000x more, but you know what I have to say about people that talk too much---it comes back to haunt them. Trust me. Don't be so surprised if Picard doesn't come knocking on your door now! Stupid!!

And the thing about me getting massages?? So what??
Sure, everyone's going to have lots more to say about all of this ...and all of those silly expense items that Slattery uncovered...

Shana, Mark, Andy, Frankie.....and I'm thinking that its about time that little Erin Arvedlund help out here---after all, she's the only journalist that actually figured out what we were doing years ago. But nobody listened to her! Ha!

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on May 07, 2009 (boomark / email).