Law Humor

A Little Birdie for Bernie

Well, now you've gone and done it again. All you have to do is click on the damn photo to understand what I mean.

You told me and Sonny Cohn that everything was always kosher!

No, we didn't invest our 'commissions' with you, but what does that have to do with anything?? Neither did your friend Ezra, and neither did Walter Noel. And neither did Sonja Kahn. At least not any amount that meant anything. We busted our butts raising money for you!!

Do you think we liked 'mingling' with all of your 'tribal' friends? Don't be ridiculous. We kissed your ass because of the cash.

But, thanks to you and your stupid blog, you not only get my son shit-canned from his cushy job in the surveillance department at NYSE, but now I've got long-time friends chasing after me.

Remember that trip that we took to Switzerland? Well, if you don't, I do.
A.D. Jr.

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on April 17, 2009 (boomark / email).