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#Madoff Humping Away Wednesday: Summer Solstace

From: Marcia
To: Dad

Don't worry; the paper shredder that I used is sitting at the bottom of Montauk Harbor... and I might even be able to get the b/d license re-instated; Swanson said that M.Shapiro still owes him a few favors.

"Dopamine" is most likely to going to claim that he was mentally incapacitated from 1980-2008, which would work well for us. You should think about doing the same, Mom said she'd vouch for that!

Don't worry about the clawback thing--Picard's upcoming "October Massacre" is directed at hundreds of little people, not us, and not the people that count [politically].  The good news is, we'll probably be able to get a Mets box on the cheap for next season..

BTW--The dinner last night at Harvest was great, as always.

Oh yeah--Bernie was so right about Afghanistan, why doesn't anybody listen to him?!

Love,
Marcia

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on August 19, 2010 (boomark / email).