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Madoff Mistress Tied to Tiger Woods

I'm disgusted!

Sure, I knew that I wasn't the only woman that you were putting around with, but after my experience with Bernie, I thought you'd at least be sensitive enough to keep my txt messages and phone number someplace that your wife couldn't find them!

Of course I intend to write a sequel! Did you think I wouldn't?? First it was Bernie that screwed me, then I screwed him, and then, after you and I were introduced at Fresh Meadows, I truly thought it was love at first sight for both of us!

Sure, I get it about "once you go black, you never want to go back..", but needless to say, I'm humiliated and devastated!
S.W.

To: Marty Rosenman
From: Sheryl W.

You're disappointed?? You really thought that the judge was going to pry back your $10 million from Irv Picard's hands? Ha!

Stand in line, Marty! There's more than 500 of us that are still getting the "Call us back in two weeks" answering machine message whenever we call Baker's offices.

BTW, Marty--we've scheduled a Hadassah luncheon for Dec 11--and I'm hoping that you can perhaps make a small donation.
Please let me know.
S.W.

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on December 02, 2009 (boomark / email).