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The Real Fleece.

Now I'm getting pissed off. I just noticed that various people, who are hiding behind pseudonyms on ebay are actually auctioning off used merchandise that they received from my firm as gifts. Like the dreck in the photo. Used!

Those gifts were provided from the bottom of our heart, and provided mostly to customers of our market-making business. Just ask my brother Peter and my sons.

First of all, what schmuck wants to buy a used t-shirt or a used tote bag and pay through the nose for it?? If you want a REAL, brand new, AUTHENTIC FLEECE jacket, with a fully authorized Madoff logo, we're now making them in sleeved and sleeveless for men and women. S, M, L, and XL. For the big macha's we're doing a limited run of XXL. Colors for ladies: fucia, pastel green, white, black. Colors for men: navy, chocolate, black.

Don't be confused by other offers, this is real. We're only making Madoff-approved merchandise in fleece, no other material. We'll have great lettering that reads : "Really Fleece(d)in 2008" with smaller lettering that displays "designed by B.Madoff." This is going to be a best seller, perfect the ski season, and my friends are telling me the skiing is great so far!

Right now I'm taking indications of interest so that we can order enough for a first run, so please enter a comment here if you'd like one. Next week, I'll provide you an email address that you can send your order to.

Brunch. Alot of people are asking me what's the best place for brunch in NYC. My vote is Norma's at the Parker Meridien Hotel. Great blueberry pancakes!.. I've known Norma for years, and her husband Jack, may he in rest in peace, was a long-time investor. Smart as a cookie--and why his grandson thought he should redeem everything back in August is beyond me. I made those people a fortune!

Last thing: That picture of my boy Andy that I posted last week. Several of you have posted comments on the blog asking why I suggested that the gal in the NY Post photo with him was his wife Debbie, when it was really one of Andy's bimbo girlfriends.
Andy--I apologize to whoever that was in the photo. But whoever it was, make sure that one signs a pre-nup you schmuck!!

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on December 26, 2008 (boomark / email).