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: Bernard Madoff

Ruth Reserves Her Rights..

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Bernie, Not That I Owe You An Explanation, considering...

So some bitch whose name I do not know "says" she "sighted" me shopping at Neiman's in Boca!
First of all, if this nameless woman victim lost "all her money", what was SHE doing at Neimans?? Ha!

Second of all, not only have they have SEIZED my house, which was supposed to be mine forever, almost all my Florida clothes were in there, so of course I needed to pick some things up. I can't even remember how much everything cost, but they wouldn't take my Neimans charge; so I had to pay cash. Thank G-d for the storage locker down at dock. That was one of the last smart ideas that you had.

Do you know how f*#^ng hot it is in Palm Beach now?? Its 85 in the shade, and humid. I'm running low on sunblock, and I need hats, so I won't be recognized by "victims" who appear to be shopping wherever they want, and of course, Mark suggested that I get some low-heeled shoes for "running like hell" when the paparazzi find me.

Next, Bernie: You'd better get control of PETER- Did you see what he wrote about you yesterday?? Those comments about "cleaning up after you..."??!!! He's such a liar - always was. He was lucky to even get one point in YOUR business. He was hardly a rainmaker, or the brains behind the operation - not that I know who was the brains, of course.

Please, Bernie- when you have a chance, and BEFORE he writes on your blog again.... You tell him who is who, and what's what around here. And I'll make sure that Marion doesn't open her big mouth except to take more pills. It's like being a nurse being with her these days.

I may be headed back to New York for Passover--we haven't made the plans final yet.
I'm certainly not staying with my sister in that awful condo - on a pull-out couch, no less. Al and Nancy have been very gracious, but I know how you feel about owing people favors. Especially him.

Andy said he wants to know who is going to be in charge of hiding the matzah this year. For some reason, he thinks there's going to be the usual check. If he wasn't so handsome, I'd swear that they gave us the wrong child at the hospital.

RAM

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on April 05, 2009 (boomark / email).

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