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Ruth's Got A Buzz for Bernie!!

Sorry for reading your mail, darling.

But. you know how much you've relied upon me to edit the stuff that comes in.

I tried to make a 420 deadline on this message, but if those references that Silverman made had to do with the stuff that Jimmy Cayne stunk up our boat with, well..I couldn't do it any faster. Its not like printing out statements at the end of every month.

So much for the niceties.

Bernie, I am sick of your schtick. You know and I know who the brains in this "family" really is, so cut the crap.

I am the one who got you started, and we know who bankrolled you. But now that you're scripting TV shows and whatever else you're fantasizing about, I need to set you straight, before you find yourself twitching even more than that silly tweeting you've been doing.

I set you and OUR sons up, so stop this BS that its "your ball and your bat."

I'll play the dumb blonde in public, and its OK for you to be the "big man"--since you're one with a reservation at the big house, but this is only for public consumption. I'm the one that balanced the books, you fat schtick, so don't pull this crap again or I'll unbalance your ass and then you can play the braniac that you're not all the way to the can...

And, I'll still be sweet Baby Ruth...

Got it, schmuck??

And stay away from that Wells schicksa......or else.......

BTW--This crap coming out of Greenwich--doesn't anyone realize that if Walter's
people weren't sucking money out of the firm every month like a bunch of vampires, that we wouldn't have this problem?? Didn't anyone read the emails from May??

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on April 20, 2009 (boomark / email).