Law Humor

By Judge Jerry Buchmeyer

Cheryl S. Lay of El Paso (Leslie & Lay, P.C.) serves as an associate municipal court judge ? and she recently had this motion presented to her to recall a warrant:

?DEFENDANT?S MOTION TO WITHDRAW A
WARRANT AND TO SET MATTER FOR HEARING?
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2. Defendant is a teenage boy and therefore, as a matter of law, doesn?t have a lick of good sense. Despite the fact that his parents are licensed attorneys, Defendant felt it was the better course to not tell them about the citations. Therefore, upon information and belief, the dog ate the citations. ?

Ray, Valdez, McChristian & Jeans
By Robin Collins, Attorney for Christopher C. Collins

Cheryl adds: ?After wiping the tears from my eyes, I signed the order as Municipal Court Judge/Mother of a Teenage Son.?

Full post as published by Say What! on March 02, 2009 (boomark / email).