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Twitter from the past

By scott

It’s competition time on Informationoverlord. For the chance to win absolutely nothing - or as it is Christmas maybe something that I have (and don’t want) - just add your suggestions for tweets from the past.

Jesus: “At mount. Getting busy. Can everybody pls bring sandwiches. Only have some rolls and two of Pete’s fish.”
Jesus: “Arrived at restuarant. Messed up reservation. Only have one long table left. Told Judas we should have gone to the chinese”
Karl Marx: “Workers of the World! Unite! Everybody demo in the main square in yr nat capital. NOW.”
Pablo Picasso: ” Someone just said I have a good ear for music”
Mao Zedong (1934): “Anybody fancy a walk?”
Martin Luther King: “Had another dream”
Casanova: “Being a librarian sucks”
Lee Harvey Oswald: “Can’t believe I missed from here. the CIA guys got him though”
Rasputin: ” Out with the lads. Wine tastes funny”
Ernesto “Che” Guevara: “Alberto’s just taken nice photo of me. Can see possible marketing potential. Bound to piss off Fidel”
Bugs Bunny: “Just taken a Right turn at Albuquerque”
Elvis: “Just popping to the Toilet, back in a sec”
HRH Prince Charles: “Just checked. She’s still alive. Now can’t get XTC song, King for a day, out of head”
Satan: “@God. LOL.. Bet that made him CROSS!”
Mel Gibson: “@Sugartits. Yeah, I’m just misunderstood”
Mrs Claus: “@ronjeremy yes, it is true he only comes once a year, LOL”
OJ Simpson: “Looking for some gloves that don’t fit. Johnnie says it’s important”
Isaac Newton: “I hate fuckin apples”
Samuel Johnson: “anyone know what dictionary means?”

Full post as published by Information Overload on December 09, 2008 (boomark / email).