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Legal Antics 
Chronicling legal humor-- because let's face it-- lawyers take themselves far too seriously and the law is damn funny if you look at it through the right lens.
Post Frequency: 2.5/day Last Entry: August 08, 2011 at 07:55:00 Recent Entries: 535
By Nicole Black, Esq.
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Ain't that the truth.
Posted on July 03, 2008Via the Billable Hour comes the following greeting card/comic:
Well, they are black men. And, this is New York City.
Posted on June 30, 2008Isn't that enough? (And, just to clarify, my commentary is dripping with sarcasm, criminal defense attorney that I am) If So, I'll Need Big Trash Bags and Ten Minutes in My Apartment Dispatcher's voice on walkie talkie: Four black males...
Oh c'mon--it was so worth it.
Posted on June 27, 2008Via the Billable Hour comes the following greeting card/comic:
Ain't that the truth.
Posted on June 26, 2008Via the Billable Hour comes the following greeting card/comic:
I always find that randomly citing "Roe v. Wade" stops my opponents in their tracks.
Posted on June 25, 2008I learned it from this guy...here's a court transcript of his arraignment. It made me laugh, but I feel a bit guilty for doing so. The defendant clearly has issues: Judge Wilson explains, (this) "was a rather feeble attempt to...
Pro se litigants are the best.
Posted on June 24, 2008I would like to introduce you to an extremely litigious pro se inmate, Harry Franklin. Back in 1983, Mr. Franklin was a thorn a certain district court judge's side, to say the least. At the time that this decision was...
Just another version of "my lawyer is bigger than yours"
Posted on June 23, 2008My School Has an Appellate Division Eight-year-old boy, carrying real but child-size golf clubs: I have two lawyers, don't I daddy? Father: Yes. Eight-year-old friend: I have three. --18th & Broadway via Overheard in New York, Jun 5, 2008
Silly kids. Litigation is for grown ups!
Posted on June 20, 2008Via the Billable Hour comes the following greeting card/comic:
I have absolutely no comment whatsoever.
Posted on June 18, 20089AM But She Bills You for a 14 Peon: Did you see that chick last night? She was so hot. After the meeting, Eric* made a beeline for her. Co-worker: Oh, yeah? She was hot? Peon: Well, in the real...
Who are you calling an oxymoron?
Posted on June 17, 2008Came across this today and thought it was laugh-worthy: The word "oxymoron" is from a combination of Greek words for "smart" and "stupid," and it is used to describe a phrase that has an internal conflict or contradiction, such as...
I challenge you, my esteemed colleague, to a barroom brawl.
Posted on June 16, 2008Via Lowering the Bar comes the following rather unique pleading:
Can't forget about the lawyers.
Posted on June 13, 2008Via the Billable Hour comes the following greeting card/comic:
Honesty is always the best policy.
Posted on June 11, 2008Thanks to a regular reader, Beej, for pointing this out to me:
Lawyer can be such charming conversationalists.
Posted on June 10, 2008You Are All Coming to My Beat Poetry Jam, Right? Attorney: Wait until I get into my fecal matter/colon thing. New York City, New York via Overheard in the Office, May 30, 2008
C'mon BarBri let's go party.
Posted on June 09, 2008Oh, BarBri. Oh the memories. Hat tip: Above the Law.
Respectfully, your Honor, that's a silly question.
Posted on June 06, 2008Via the Billable Hour comes the following greeting card/comic:
Way to think on your feet, mi amigo.
Posted on June 04, 2008A lawyer joke for you. And, it's a funny one: Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers,...
Things seem to have changed a bit since I studied for the NY bar.
Posted on June 03, 2008Via Quizlaw, yet another unusual law-related Craislist listing, since removed from the site: DE-STRESS B4 THE BAR EXAM ? WEEKLY ORGY FOR RECENT LAW SCHOOL GRADS The NY bar exam is coming? It?s a time of intense study for recent...
His parents must be litigious.
Posted on June 02, 2008The Emotional Distress Alone Will Cost You Four-Weeks' Allowance Little boy #1: I'm going to smash your bike! Little boy #2: Well, if you smash my bike, I'm going to get a lawyer and sue you! --Central Park via Overheard...
A is for adverse possession...
Posted on May 30, 2008Via the Billable Hour comes the following greeting card/comic:
Obama's sixth sense.
Posted on May 29, 2008Is Obama the next Bush? "On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes ? and I see many of them in the audience here today ? our sense of patriotism is particularly strong." Hat...
Yeah. That'd upset me as well.
Posted on May 28, 2008Another courtroom transcript for you: Attorney: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? Witness: He said, "Where am I Cheryl?" Attorney: And why did that upset you? Witness: My name is Kathy.
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