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Legal Antics 
Chronicling legal humor-- because let's face it-- lawyers take themselves far too seriously and the law is damn funny if you look at it through the right lens.
Post Frequency: 2.5/day Last Entry: August 08, 2011 at 07:55:00 Recent Entries: 535
By Nicole Black, Esq.
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Hold the cheese. And my pants.
Posted on May 27, 2008Via Above the Law comes this amusing email circulated following a law firm's "wine and cheese party: Last night we had a wine and cheese event. Today, the e-mail below was circulated. ---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: [Redacted] To: "DL...
Kids these days.
Posted on May 23, 2008Via the Billable Hour comes the following greeting card/comic:
It's all even in the end.
Posted on May 21, 2008A lawyer joke for your reading enjoyment: Taking his seat in chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "I have been presented by both of you with a bribe," the judge bagan. Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. "You, Attorney Leoni, gave...
How to get out of jury duty.
Posted on May 19, 2008Via Lowering the Bar comes some entertaining voir dire responses occurring during the recent R. Kelly trial in Chicago, as described in a Chicago Tribune article: Suggesting (especially given the facts of the R. Kelly case) that the age of...
Tax regs? Try watching Teletubbies over and over and over...
Posted on May 16, 2008Via the Billable Hour comes the following greeting card/comic:
Don't look at me. I didn't say it.
Posted on May 13, 2008Having never been to North Dakota, I have no comment--no comment--whatsoever regarding this lawyer's statement during a deposition--this is especially so if you, dear reader, happen to hail from this fine, fine state: A: There are very few production places...
How to drum up business.
Posted on May 12, 2008Another lawyer joke: A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a...
It's all a matter of perspective.
Posted on May 07, 2008A joke for your Wednesday reading pleasure: A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress. The lawyer says: "For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife...
Ah yes--yet another manly law student.
Posted on May 05, 2008Here's another recent Craigslist listing: law student looking - 25 (williamsburg) Reply to: pers-607649012@craigslist.org Date: 2008-03-15, 10:14PM EDT hey ladies! I am 25, from San Diego, and in Williamsburg to study law... I have been here for two years and...
I bet BigLaw's working on it already...
Posted on May 02, 2008Via the Billable Hour comes the following comic/greeting card:
But, but...clients come first!
Posted on April 30, 200812PM No Matter How Much MacGyver I Watched As a Kid Frustrated lawyer on phone: I know they are engineers! But I cannot draft a contract using only Venn diagrams, mathematic equations and animé references! Lamar Overland Park Kansas Overheard...
Lawyers are always smarter than doctors in lawyer jokes, aren't they?
Posted on April 29, 2008In the middle of the night, in the middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the center of the road. They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, although neither is hurt....
May it please the court, counsel, the cute tall blond behind me...
Posted on April 28, 2008From a recent Craigslist posting: cute tall blond at supreme court argument - m4m - 36 (dc) Reply to: pers-655332634@craigslist.org Date: 2008-04-24, 10:46PM EDT on 4/23. Me short with dark hair with woman. You sat behind me. Hat tip: Above...
Are psychics kosher under the FRCP?
Posted on April 24, 2008Via the Billable Hour comes the following comic/greeting card:
Cops. You gotta love 'em.
Posted on April 23, 2008From a hearing transcript I recently read, where the cop was being crossed: Q. Okay. And would you consider his response to your question coherent or incoherent? A. It was coherent, but the rest of the questioning was more or...
Yep. It's another lawyer joke.
Posted on April 22, 2008One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating...
That's my kind of freakin' deposition.
Posted on April 22, 2008Raise Your Hand If You Assumed "Get My Freak On" Meant Something Else White attorney,at deposition: Are there any activities you used to do before the accident that you can no longer do? Trinidadian woman, 55: I can't get my...
Because that's what really matters.
Posted on April 18, 2008Via the Billable Hour comes the following greeting card/comic:
Foiled again by all that medical mumbo jumbo!
Posted on April 16, 2008Another courtroom transcript that's worth its weight in gold: Q And the serratus anterior nerve that-- or the nerves that go to it, where do they come from? A The neck, the cervical region. Q From the cervical region? A...
Is separate ever really equal?
Posted on April 15, 2008Via Ipse Dixit comes the following: Client: "Ma'am, I just need a program! I need help ma'am. I only just started using, and I need help!" Me: "What are you using? Crystal?" Client: "Nah. That shit is for white people!"
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